OH…MY…GOD!!!!! Here comes the world cup on ITV!!!!… Oh dear I seem to have ironing to do

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I must have seen ITV’s world cup advert at least 10 bloody times since it was first broadcast. Every time I see it I hate That Modern Football a little bit more.

Firstly check out the slogan ITV are rocking!!!!

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Why would I want or need to brace myself about the world cup? Why would anyone want or need to brace themselves about the world cup? This isn’t the first world cup that been shown on television dickheads. WE KNOW WHAT’S INVOLVED WITH A FUCKING WORLD CUP.

If it’s the footy, we simply must include some contorted football-related facial expressions;

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More bullshit from the advertising wankers. Yet again they’ve made it look like football fans are only capable of veering between hopeless despair and manically contorted ecstasy.  The lazy stereotyping advertising bastards.

Call me a big cynic but I don’t quite picture the woman at the bottom getting that excited about football. I may be wrong about this but I’m using the women with which I’ve watched football as…

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