You can’t half buy some shite in the Fulham Club Shop…

The Who Ate All The Pies 2013 Christmas Gift Guide brought this to my attention:

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The Fulham FC £1 pack of plasters!

The club’s bleeding you white, Fulham fans.

What other Fulham FC- branded shite can you buy I wondered… So I Googled “fulham plasters” and this is what came up in the image search:

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Tri-fold golf towel – £12.99

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Putter cover, although it seems to be out of stock unfortunately.

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2-ply tissues, so you can blow your nose on the badge of the team you love (toilet paper not available Chelsea fans although you could re-purpose the tissues of course)…

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Plug your bath with this novelty duck in Fulham colours. £4.99

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Sometimes, words fail me…

That’s Christmas sorted then…

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